by Destined451 July 1, 2005
Acronym for King Of Shit Happens. A state where everything that could go wrong, does and in a bad way.
I had kosh over the weekend. I was attempting to remove a screw on a manifold, but it was already stressed and the head broke off. So I drilled a hole in the remaining screw shaft to use a bolt extractor. Setting the extractor in place, the screw pushed into the manifold because it was originally drilled and tapped too deeply. I could have used a magnetic tool to grab the screw IF it were steel, but it was not. So I would need to remove the manifold to get to the screw. To remove the manifold though, the main engine harness needed to be disconnected and when I attempted that, the ancient plastic connector crumbled to pieces. I called the parts store for a new connector and was told that this specific part was no longer manufactured, but a special order interchangeable part from a very rare Ferrari was available- for a price...
by fe3tmx5 June 30, 2011
Dude #1: Dude, isn't that Kristen coming this way?
Dude #2: Yeah dude, she's smoking hot. What I wouldn't do to get with her.
Dude #1: Dude. Just keep it kosh man or you'll blow your chances with her.
Dude #2: Yeah dude, she's smoking hot. What I wouldn't do to get with her.
Dude #1: Dude. Just keep it kosh man or you'll blow your chances with her.
by DurbanSun November 2, 2009
by mrs.cap July 16, 2022
Alternative name for Stella Artois premium strength lager. Also known as wife beater. Refers to the after effects suffered from a night on the lash.
The morning after his 'liquid kosh' fueled binge Dave lost all feeling in his legs and went blind in one eye - 'Result' he declared.
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
The most stupid moron that will ever walk on Earth and is dookey cheeks at basketball, and he can not even spell michael jordan
by poveys the man May 30, 2008