Kontesa

an extremely feminine man with big boobs and hair that looks like a palm tree.

wow look at that guy he's such a kontesa, lovesit

by MoiByMoi January 20, 2009

Kotex Kontessa

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021