Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
by KimberlyDee August 6, 2020
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also known as denaun porter, a member of eminem's group D12. has produced hits for 50 cent and G-Unit and is an Aftermath affiliated producer as well as a member of D12.
Denaun Porter produced P.I.M.P. (50 Cent), Stunt 101 (G-Unit), Look at me Now (Young Buck) and many more
by Bofa May 12, 2005
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A life raft for all the Raza living pay check till paycheck!! A time period where taquaches splurge at Rent A Tire and THOTS buy new clothes for their mijos they neglected the rest of the year!!
“Just waiting on this Kin Kon to pay my probation fees”

“Juanito when the kin Kon comes I’ll take you to Peter Piper Pizza and get you new shoos.”
by SuperstarSalazar February 11, 2019
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A mini party, but more like a group blind date,that occurs, usually, at the end of a party. It commonly in Japan.
I went to a party yesterday, and at the end, I was invited to participate in a gou kon.
by jo ken po October 16, 2010
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When you ejaculate into her eye and then cut her dads dick off and eat it with tea and biscuits
Jesus jack he’s pulled a dirty kon on her
by Jh32468 March 15, 2021
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A medical condition affects the brain's frontal lobe, causing the diagnosed person to be unable to contemplate their emotions and express their thoughts. It is similar to the mental disorder Asperger's Syndrome.
My friend has Kon Syndrome. He doesn't understand what you're saying.
by JTario April 14, 2022
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Ai-Kon is an annual anime convention held in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Events include cosplay, video games, anime showings, and various games and contests.
I'm looking forward to cosplaying at Ai-Kon this year.
by SailorUsagi June 4, 2005
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