Knuckle Children

Ejaculation from the act of masturbating.

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?

by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005

knuckle-children

Semen, especially when released by masturbation.

"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin

by helljin December 30, 2005

knuckle children

aka sperm, jiz, cum, ect.

After I get off work, I'm gunna go let off some knuckle children.

by WeekMokers9999 September 22, 2005

knuckle children

sperm from when you masterbate

Why can't I fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home

by Stalker121 November 15, 2007

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020

knuckle children

The sperm that gets on the knuckles after one masturbates (noun)

after doing the knuckle shuffle Jimmy's knuckle children were wiped off onto his sister's bedsheets.

by NixTheMasterOfTheWenis April 12, 2006

knuckle children

The load you blow from masturbating.

Jesus looked so hot in that robe that I felt the need to fire off some knuckle children after my family left for work.

by mikethecoder September 20, 2005