"Nah, I'm sorry Linda, I can't hang out tonight. I had a bad day. I think I'm just going to go home, do the 3 knuckle shuffle and go to bed."
by Jen February 28, 2004
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to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank
Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?

Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
by 7clayton7 July 24, 2005
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A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.
She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle
by Francis B November 1, 2007
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The double-knuckle-shuffle is a masturbation technique only known by the greatest baiters.
hey do you know the double-knuckle-shuffle?
the double-knuckle-shuffle is learned not taught.
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Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.
Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.
by VanD Cape January 11, 2020
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