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the knottie boys 

The best punk rock band to ever exist. They started on Long Island, New York and are the best musicians punk rock has seen in a long time.
“Have you listened to The Knottie Boys?”
“Yes! And that bass player is really hot”

Knotts Berry Farm 

A theme park in southern california.
"Lets go to Knotts Berry Farm."

knotts berry farm 

the most flippin ghetto ass park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy

Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.

knotty branch 

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.
I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...
knotty branch by stall2 July 25, 2016

The Knottie Boys 

A terrible punk rock band from some bad place…. I think it’s called Long Island or something? But hey, at least some of the members are hot. They also have an old, fat and strangely gay manager.
“Did you hear about the Knottie Boys?”

“Yes, I also heard that they have nice dicks”

Knotts Berry Farm 

southern mexifornia park where fairy's set around lick jam & jellies.
Yo eastern dudes buy Knotts Berry Farm jam, makes a good personal lube, and when in california eat at Knotts Berry Farm they have good chicken n dumplings, hog jause N cowyard greens gud down home cookin.... CHOW
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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