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Hey look its knolnn the monkey!!
Knolnn by l3erd April 25, 2022
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A man who isn't afraid to tell you how it is, his honestly is only secondary to his good looks and dedication towards his family and friends. You can count on a Knolan, a man always willing to save a damsel in distress, or put a stalker in a wheel chair. Mess with a Knolan and it will be the last thing you do!
Oh shit man...it's Knolan! Take your hands off those bitches, before he kicks our asses!
Knolan by AlandAlloveeachother November 28, 2010
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A knon-athlete.
Question: Why didn't Asa catch that disc?
Answer: He is a knonner.
knonner by jackohoolihan April 1, 2010
A silly boy, often cute. Says things like "cukes" for cucumber, and "Wah" for water. Would do anything for trout. Supa loyal, only loves one girl with all of his heart.
Knolan just came up to me and said "would you do anything for trout"
Knolan by Iloveknolan April 8, 2020
He's sexy and he knows it.
One of the most gorgeous boys I have ever met. He's sexy all over but my favorite thing about him is his amazing eyes. His delicious smile is a close second. And his personality, is a rain forest.

He can be calm, or a wild animal.

He is known for making the strangest noises, growls, groans, that I personally find very attractive.
"Hey I met a guy named Knolen yesterday!"

"Oh that's awesome."

"Yeah maybe I'll ask him out sometime soon. Cause that boy is HAWT."
Knolen by Juuuuuuust a Girl. March 13, 2012
The name of somone who is kind, caring and above all of that, they would be smartest person you'll meet in your life. To be a "Knolyn" is a gift from god.
That Knolyn guy is like the smartest person I've ever met!
knolyn by BigGamerK March 30, 2020
A really sweet kind of guy, always looking out for everyone, great at making friends, and is super nice to everyone.
He’s a knolin kind of guy
Knolin by Harry batter October 24, 2022
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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