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knob sock 

hey gianni you knob sock
knob sock by miller111 May 4, 2012
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Knob Sock 

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.
“Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”
Knob Sock by caz321 April 22, 2019

(Knob) sock 

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things
that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"
(Knob) sock by Gavinc September 29, 2008

sock on door knob 

Means we're fucking don't come in.
Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.
sock on door knob by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016

knob socket 

Mike: "I'm so horny. I need to get my end away"

Jack: "Talk to Candy, she's a bit of a knob socket"
knob socket by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

knobsocks 

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me
knobsocks by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Knobsock 

Scottish

The politically correct way to address a NED.

A used condom.
"Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your team to death with it"
Knobsock by MagicMoonMonkey February 15, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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