KMB
This is an acronym for Kiss My Balls. Originated when Kiss My Butt/Ass had lost it’s effect. This saying is often used in jest/humor as opposed to in anger or disgust.
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Kick Michael's Bag
If a person shouts KMB, and Michael is in the vicinity, then his bag must be kicked. If Michael is not present, he is to be replaced by another person with a name beginning with M
If a person shouts KMB, and Michael is in the vicinity, then his bag must be kicked. If Michael is not present, he is to be replaced by another person with a name beginning with M
KMB by nev errington November 26, 2009
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