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Kmb I love your goofy ass
Kmb by Josalynn December 19, 2019
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Kick Michael's Bag

If a person shouts KMB, and Michael is in the vicinity, then his bag must be kicked. If Michael is not present, he is to be replaced by another person with a name beginning with M
KMB! (sounds of a bag being kicked)
KMB by nev errington November 26, 2009
Kiss my Balls (for wannabes or people who fake or just copy,for irritating assholes for unwanted people..) etc
Q-can i come to the movie with you..?
A-KMB.
KMB by Budhu January 20, 2009
KMBRT: Kiss my bludclart rassclaat teeth
Tyler: “Mans elf bar has just run out styll”
Roscoe: “You gotta stop smoking them tings bro”
Tyler: “Man can’t help it styll mans addicted”
Roscoe: “KMBRT”
KMBRT by Rassclaat Roscoe January 16, 2023
You can kmba for all I care.
KMBA by C DUBBBB August 9, 2010
Kill me before I do.

Usually typed not spoken.
Me: "I have to study for this midterm. KMBID"

Friend: "Same tbh"
KMBID by 100chez October 11, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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