The most terrifying, remorseless being to ever walk on the earth, if you see it it’s too late. Only by providing the creature with at least 1 tonne of human spicy food (above 1,000,000 scoville) He knows any place better than his own home. Once you hear his notorious phrase you’re dead: “linga linga linga”
by TheLingerman January 17, 2024

ERP stands for Enterprise Resource Planning, a software system that helps businesses manage and automate their core processes. ERP systems can help businesses improve efficiency by managing a company's core business processes.
Businessman 1: Dude… I love ERP
Businessman 2: wow, you’re surprisingly open about it.
Businessman 1: yeah no shame in using an automated resource right?
Businessman 2: oh yeah.. yeah automation (in his mind: wow he erps with AI???)
Businessman 2: wow, you’re surprisingly open about it.
Businessman 1: yeah no shame in using an automated resource right?
Businessman 2: oh yeah.. yeah automation (in his mind: wow he erps with AI???)
by TheLingerman January 13, 2025

A mating call typically used and expressed by Chinese CCP Officials. Can also be used in a threatening manner or used to express humour.
Most famously used by the Lingerman
Most famously used by the Lingerman
by TheLingerman January 13, 2025
