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A connesiour of great many things, more specifically thicc asses. He often meticiously examines the butt to waist ratio concluding the amout of c’s added to the word thicc.
Guy 1: Damn you see that girl walking by?

Guy 2: Ohh yeah, imma give her the ol Klen treatment

Guy 1: Well what ya think

Guy 2: Two extra c’s for that one
Klen by Yeezy Prime June 12, 2018
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Maker of high quality eco friendly socks, underwear and undershirts. All items are based on fashion, function and environmentally friendly materials.
Yo man, I just got the sweetest pair of KLeN underwear...so soft I want to rub them on my face.
KLeN by oneeye September 19, 2009
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klens • Klendau • klent • klena • Klenam • Klenton • Klenada • klenay • klench • klenda
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Klen by Patellio December 5, 2003
clean the car when being drunk
an order to clean the car when being drunk
klen v.
a klenic or car klenners (n.)
klenical (adj.)
klen your car

klen yourself
klen by iowanian1 February 11, 2010
Klen, a Cornish folk tale character said to have traveled down from the north of England.

The creature is known for its rancid and smell love of meat.

To call someone a klen in Cornwall is to issue an insult of great magnitude.
Person A: Oh my god mate you smell like Klen...

Person B: How dare you!
Klen by MisterSpider April 23, 2018

Kleneptic 

The mushy or liquid mess left at the bottom of a bowl of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. Often created intentionally by stirring vigorously.
I'm not eating this ice cream until its kleneptic.
Kleneptic by Tonistist May 22, 2011
He’s the funny one in the group. If your having a bad day he lightens up the mood. Also he gets all the galdem.
Man like klenton
Klenton by The unkown warrior March 20, 2020
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