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Klaython 

Klaython has a fat ass cock and he usually hangs around with speds w the names of Avian, Adriana, Ariana and brandon. klaython is known for his hardworking skills and he could bitch you under -1 seconds so dont think bros soft he could rep your max deadlift on bench lil bro😈
You see that built guy? Yeah his name is Klaython
Klaython by Gironan November 20, 2023
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klaython 

Klaython is a guy with a big ass cock he usually swings it around when hes walking. Klaython is also know for talking to people he feels bad for he also hangs around w speds w the name of Adriana, Arianna, Avian and brandon. Klaython also acts really gay but is the straightest MAN in this universe. His best friend is Eduardo and hes like a brother to him. Klaython could also bitch you in under -1 seconds so dont think bro is soft he can rep your max deadlift on bench😈
Klaython is strong asf
klaython by Gironan November 20, 2023
An amazing person all around. Someone who you know you can trust with anything you tell him. Amazing kissers and will do anything to please you. If you are ever lucky enough to be loved by a klayton, hold on to him and never let him go. If you do let him go, you may never get him back. He will be true to you and love you forever. They are quick to move on, because they know they deserve the best. Klaytons are funny, smart, attractive, and sincere people. Gorgeous eyes, soft lips and a killer smile.
love lips eyes klayton
klayton by liltolate February 6, 2010

Klayton Scott 

Music artist who has been the genius behind Circle of Dust and now writes and plays all of the music for his new musical outfit, Celldweller.
Klayton Scott by David Fletcher March 15, 2005
The most wonderful man ever in existance. He has amazing taste in music, food, and movies. Klayton's are amazing kissers and one of a kind lovers. if you ever find one hold on tights, they're very rare.
wow,
he's a total Klayton!
Klayton by Jump-smoker January 4, 2010
1. The act of filling someones mouth with poop until their cheeks are full, and then cock slapping them in the face until it all comes out their nose. Requires 2 man dicks.
I srsly Klayton'ed that douche.
Klayton by Jose267 June 21, 2008
Someone who has had their land stolen.
If you have had land stolen from you, then you are probably a Klayton.
Klayton by Kelton Hunter January 26, 2023
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