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a kid that is an idiot; stupid.
kidiot by trev1 December 1, 2006
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Kitiot • kidiot • kittiot • Kiriot • kitbot • kition • Kitotrend
A child who is especially incompetent. Word usually uttered by irate parents.
Child: Can I take the computer in the tub, Mommy?
Mother: Suit yourself, kidiot.
kidiot by Sabeenerz October 7, 2008
A kidiot is a combination kid and idiot; basically a kid that has so little a clue as to what he/she is going, that they just BS their way through it.

Synonyms: flamer, Patamonkid
Some Kid: Did you hear that new Pokemon game just came out?!
You: Dude... STFU... Pokemon is gay.
Some Kid: NUH UH! im gay im gay blah blah blah I WIN!!! POKEMON ROX!!!
You: Bah. Riddled by another kidiot... I feel dumber just by being in your presence!
kidiot by Eskimo November 19, 2002
A mix of a kitten and idiot.
Look at that kittiot chase her tail...
kittiot by mick3522 January 12, 2008
My kittiot ran so far up the tree he couldn’t get down.

The kittiot chased the chipmunk right off the end of the wall.

The kittiot fell asleep on his back and rolled off the arm of the chair.
kittiot by Dr. Gunther Volt March 12, 2020
A person too stupid to understand cultural references, due to their young age.
Girl: Alright! I love s'mores!
Guy: S'more what?
Girl: What?

Guy: You're killin' me Smalls... It's a quote from The Sandlot.
Girl: Who is Smalls? What's The Sandlot?
Guy: What a kidiot...
Kidiot by JordanJordanJordan July 12, 2013
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