Kitiot

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The cat version of idiot, Kitiot (Kid-e-it).

WTF my fucking cat is a fucking kitiot!

Kitiot by ladyfzesimp February 21, 2022

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kidiot

a kid that is an idiot; stupid.

powder is a kidiot; enemy territory kids

kidiot by trev1 December 1, 2006

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kidiot

A child who is especially incompetent. Word usually uttered by irate parents.

Child: Can I take the computer in the tub, Mommy?
Mother: Suit yourself, kidiot.

kidiot by Sabeenerz October 7, 2008

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kidiot

A kidiot is a combination kid and idiot; basically a kid that has so little a clue as to what he/she is going, that they just BS their way through it.

Synonyms: flamer, Patamonkid

Some Kid: Did you hear that new Pokemon game just came out?!
You: Dude... STFU... Pokemon is gay.
Some Kid: NUH UH! im gay im gay blah blah blah I WIN!!! POKEMON ROX!!!
You: Bah. Riddled by another kidiot... I feel dumber just by being in your presence!

kidiot by Eskimo November 19, 2002

kittiot

A mix of a kitten and idiot.

Look at that kittiot chase her tail...

kittiot by mick3522 January 12, 2008

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kittiot

a stupid cat

My kittiot ran so far up the tree he couldn’t get down.

The kittiot chased the chipmunk right off the end of the wall.

The kittiot fell asleep on his back and rolled off the arm of the chair.

kittiot by Dr. Gunther Volt March 12, 2020

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Kidiot

A person too stupid to understand cultural references, due to their young age.

Girl: Alright! I love s'mores!
Guy: S'more what?
Girl: What?

Guy: You're killin' me Smalls... It's a quote from The Sandlot.
Girl: Who is Smalls? What's The Sandlot?
Guy: What a kidiot...

Kidiot by JordanJordanJordan July 12, 2013

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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