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KirkPatrick 

A man who lives under the boulder and has a bunch of squirrel friends, they race from school to the library under the boulder. Whichever squirrel is last gets their tail cut off for KirkPatricks blanket. AKA The Squirrel King

Hey look! It’s KirkPatrick! He has his army of squirrels following him!

KirkPatrick by GayHomosexual November 2, 2019