-Ruler of the land of Kirkonia
-Amazing accent
-Jumped by women
-Sexy dancer
-Has weird monologues
-Loves techno
-Loves mind games
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-Creepy laugh
-Slightly manical
-Sharp eyes
-People have secret attractions to him
"Dude why are you so suicidal?"
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."
by KerryvilleINkaitland January 31, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!
alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.
I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles
by kirk January 26, 2004
Happy St. Patties Day!
to flip out on sumbody, curse sumone out, just to get mad at sumone 4 no reason
she kirked out on me cuz i wuz talkin to James, who was supposedly, "her boo"
by MizMiya March 17, 2005
Happy St. Patties Day!
To act in an impetuous way and not play by the rules, like Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".
The NotGoth did a Kirk: he brought his gat and a bottle of Thunderbird into the rave club, when the sign outside the club said "No Alcoholic Beverages and No Firearms Allowed"!
by pentozali February 06, 2009
Happy St. Patties Day!
A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.
Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"

Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.

Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
by sloanewentlong June 27, 2015
Happy St. Patties Day!
"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"
by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004
Happy St. Patties Day!