Kirby Puckett

When you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone's eye, thus blinding them.

"I gave Kim a Kirby Puckett last night, and she got pissed".

"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"

Kirby Puckett by Zac Fielder & Josh Fritz August 4, 2005

Kirby Puckett

When you drag a girl into a bathroom stall and squueze here boobs so hard you leave brusies.

My date wasn't putting out, so I gave her the Kirby Puckett, then I went and got drunk.

Kirby Puckett by Shinndig April 16, 2009

Kirby Puckett

1. A ex twins hall of famer. Retired due to an injury from a baseball to the eye.

2. A version of Tea-bagging, but dropping your ball into someones eye.

Dude I totally gave that ho the kirby puckett last night!

Kirby Puckett by Jens Lane June 22, 2004

THE KIRBY PUCKETT 

you bang your date from behind in the bathroom of the restaurant you took her out to on your date, when you finish, you back hand slap her in the face, perhaps spit on her.. and than take off leave her with the check for the meal.

Nice job Kirby Pucketting your date,...nothing like a free meal.

THE KIRBY PUCKETT by HELLSBELLS September 7, 2005