A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
by Uncle Spaz June 18, 2015
Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
by Ali and Amanda July 29, 2010
by the_austinjames June 20, 2021