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Kingsweed 

a high school where the kids are high and the grades are low
A) Dude did you see that kid he was looking at the sky and seeing unicorns
B) Oh....yeah....he goes to kingsweed.
Kingsweed by kasserole July 1, 2010

Castle Kingside 

Noun

A supplementary glass containing some form of hard spirit, traditionally a whisky, which sits separately alongside one’s pint of ale or stout.

A punter of a drinking establishment who has a pint and a separate spirit on the go, simultaneously, is said to be drinking "castle kingside". The act of ordering this particular drinking setup — assuming the drinker is already on pints but wants an accompanying spirit — is known as “castling”, or “to castle”, from the verb castle.

The term is derived from the chess move of the same name, whereby the king is moved two squares towards a rook (castle) on the player's first rank, then the rook is moved to the square over which the king crossed. The outcome leaves the king and rook side-by-side.
Josh: “Is that Tim over there at the bar, drinking castle kingside?”

Tom: “Yeah mate, it’s not even 5 o’clock.”
Castle Kingside by thebigthree March 8, 2020

Youngstown King-Sized Bed 

Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.
We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.

king sized 

If you eat too many king sized candy bars, that's the size you too will become.
king sized by yaoi-chan May 17, 2005

California King Sized 

A step above all super sized orders
Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

kingsexed 

A spunk-monkey with the sexual potency of a horny gorilla. Liable to, and I quote: ''Fuck anything that moves, and several things that don't''

Avoid at all costs
''Dave was pretty horny in Denmark''

''Yeah?''

''Yeah!''

''Well, he couldn't hold a candle to kingsexed's powerful penis prowess!''
kingsexed by King Sex Ed February 5, 2008