kingsexed 

A spunk-monkey with the sexual potency of a horny gorilla. Liable to, and I quote: ''Fuck anything that moves, and several things that don't''

Avoid at all costs

''Dave was pretty horny in Denmark''

''Yeah?''

''Yeah!''

''Well, he couldn't hold a candle to kingsexed's powerful penis prowess!''

kingsexed by King Sex Ed February 5, 2008

Kingsweed 

a high school where the kids are high and the grades are low

A) Dude did you see that kid he was looking at the sky and seeing unicorns
B) Oh....yeah....he goes to kingsweed.

Kingsweed by kasserole July 1, 2010

Kingsized 

A word used to kindly describe on overweight person; the larger person's way of saying "I'm not short, i'm funsized"

annoying little girl who uses overused phrases: "I'm not short, I'm funsized"

original, burly man: "I'm not fat, i'm Kingsized"

Kingsized by A Silent Hero May 13, 2009

kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

kingered by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

kingsweed 

A way to name Kingswood Regional High School by opposition schools. ; derogatory

Damn it, kingsweed beat us in football, shocker.

kingsweed by MONOCORP January 13, 2023