kingsexed

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A spunk-monkey with the sexual potency of a horny gorilla. Liable to, and I quote: ''Fuck anything that moves, and several things that don't''

Avoid at all costs

''Dave was pretty horny in Denmark''

''Yeah?''

''Yeah!''

''Well, he couldn't hold a candle to kingsexed's powerful penis prowess!''

kingsexed by King Sex Ed February 5, 2008

Words you can keep

Kingsweed

a high school where the kids are high and the grades are low

A) Dude did you see that kid he was looking at the sky and seeing unicorns
B) Oh....yeah....he goes to kingsweed.

Kingsweed by kasserole July 1, 2010

Related Words

kingsexed • Kingsweed • kingered • King Dedede • king sized • Kingle Bed • King Reed • Kings End • Kings ex

Kingsized

A word used to kindly describe on overweight person; the larger person's way of saying "I'm not short, i'm funsized"

annoying little girl who uses overused phrases: "I'm not short, I'm funsized"

original, burly man: "I'm not fat, i'm Kingsized"

Kingsized by A Silent Hero May 13, 2009

kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

kingered by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

kingsweed

A way to name Kingswood Regional High School by opposition schools. ; derogatory

Damn it, kingsweed beat us in football, shocker.

kingsweed by MONOCORP January 13, 2023

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026