When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
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