Kingdom Hall

The place of worship used by Jehovah's Witnesses where all persons are invited. Many people may think that there are animals sacrifices in Kingdom Halls. This is not true. A Kingdom hall is a sacred place in which Jehovah's Witnesses enjoy 5 meetings a week. They also enjoy spiritual upbuilding and encouragement.

I want to go to the Kingdom Hall so I can get my spiritual food now.

Kingdom Hall by Rachel_is_here March 6, 2008

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Kingdom Hall

What members of the Jehovah's Witness cult call their church just to be different! A perfect summary of their cult teachings in fact! They have to try to be special in every single phase of life! No scriptural reason for it just them being self rightious ass hole cultist!

Hey is that the worlds dumpiest church?

No thats a "kingdom hall"

So it's a fucking church right?

Nope "kingdom hall"

Do you have religious services there?

Yes!

Do you pray and sing and act like ass holes there?

Yes!

Then it's a fucking church you idiotic prick!

Kingdom Hall by mkr32208 May 24, 2006

kingdom hall gnome

A feeling that makes you not do wrong things, often found in young teens

The night when James broke the oil pan on the Kia, he should of listened to Josh's feeling of a kingdom hall gnome.

kingdom hall gnome by Josh March 26, 2003

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Kingdomall

A term utilized for a Bad Writer or Bad Author.

"I can't believe you are writing like a Kingdomall!"

Kingdomall by Valkas June 5, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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