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King of Dong 

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.
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king of the ding dongs 

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi