A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.
by Clifford Ball April 22, 2011
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the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003
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My wife calls me King Dong
by Pizza'man April 20, 2021
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one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.
Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK
by Chase Mclean April 24, 2005
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1. A man who is more than well endowed. 2. A huge freakin penis!

I.E. Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy, Long Dong Silver, Jeremy Pipes, Steve-O, John Holmes, Pete Wentz, etc.
Stephanie: Jeremy talked a big game, but when i saw King Dong, I had to do a double take to make sure it was real!!!

Anna: Really, His Dick was that big???
by Hippobear October 29, 2010
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The act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his "King Dong". This is usually proformed after long tiering sex where the females cunt is hanging low.

(A 10" penis is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)
Beatting your partner down with your penis after sex. Therefore king donging them.
by Miss Histerectamy November 12, 2007
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