King Simp

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A guy who attends to his girls every need and tries to be as gentlemanly as possible. He will also protect her at all costs. This term is usually reserved for guys who are already in a relationship and tries to be the best boyfriend possible. A King Simp also treats his Girlfriend with the utmost respect and will treat her like a true gentleman. Traits of a King Simp can also be similar to a chivalrous man.

Person 1: Yo bro, you such a crazy good boyfriend for your girl?
Person 2: To be honest, I don't know.
Person 1: Well from what I can see, you a King Simp.

King Simp by runinPICKLE69 November 1, 2020

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King Simp

Michael M a.k.a Skinny P

That guy Michael M over there has never been with a girl, what a King Simp

King Simp by Butterscotch_Lover March 15, 2020

King simp

A mega simp. A man who turns his back on his children or child for a bitch. King of all simps basically. See definition simp for more info.

Tommy is a king simp.

King simp by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp) by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

Simp King

Kole

Is your name Kole? Because you are a Simp King.

Simp King by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all.

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.

simp king by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

Simp King

The king of all simps, this title is currently held by Flynap also known as Mekrik, Bekrik. He is one of the biggest influencers in the world and has gigantic army of simps which he commands. He is Tier 3 sub to most of the Twitch girl streamers.

Oh ! Do you see this man ? Is it ? NOOO ! IT CAN'T BE HIM !? Its Mekrik, the simp king.

Simp King by FlieNapp123 September 10, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026