Definitions by HoldItDownForTheTown

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp) 

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp) by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020