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King Harod 

Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*

Guard "Um... King Harod?"

Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"

Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."

Harod 🤨 "What is?"

Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."

Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"

Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰

Guard "Yeah..."
King Harod by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Try Hard King

a person whose main goal in life is to try his absolute hardest at everything, whether it be NHL on xbox or trying to study for a quiz you really don't need to study for. This person gets very upset when you call them a 'Try Hard' and also does not like to be nut flipped in public.
Man, that kid in English class is a Try Hard King.

Damn, that kid blew us out in EASHL; he must've been a Try Hard King.
Try Hard King by Mike Karbo February 29, 2012

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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