King's Hand 

King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.

Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....

King's Hand by PattonPending December 8, 2020

kings handshake 

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

kings handshake by GTips July 21, 2017