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A unit of measurement that combines the International System with the Imperial System. Though there is no exact measurement for the kilopound, rest assured it is quite a lot.
Man, I think that bitch must have weighed fourteen and one half kilopounds!
by GravitySuit July 18, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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