Kikz

Kikz is an icon on the IRC gaming network of quakenet.org in the #goatse channel. His roots originated in the back of a moving truck while being smuggled with family from Mexico across the Rio Grande river into Texas. Kikz originally had to live off cockroaches as he wouldnt have money, that is still he resorted to sucking cawk. He used this cash to purchase a computer, which he mistook for a Enchillada. By getting into the gay sex world of Navy Seals mod for Quake 3, he put his name in stone! From NS:CO, he went into CounterCawk and also Soldat, where his love of the cawk just grew to epic proportions!

I went to the Taco Bell today but they closed because Kikz had his donkey shit in the taco meat.

Kikz by Thrymm October 27, 2004

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Kikzoned

A situation where you put yourself into when you're desperate as fuck to find true love on Kik.

M: I'm really pissed right now!

W: Why?
M: This guy I've been chatting with on Kik for a week kikzoned me.

Kikzoned by whenimaqueen August 23, 2018

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abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

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cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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