Adults or couples normally of advancing years, who board planes or cruise ships armed with noise-cancelling headphones, a death stare, and the unshakable belief that children should travel by separate catapult.
Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.
Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.
Kidphobe Krew
"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."
"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
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