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Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.
While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".
by koertgeman October 4, 2009
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Kiddy Bomb

The act of filling a large balloon with semen and pushing it into her open vagina. And squeezing the end of the balloon releasing it into the vaginas, increasing the chance of pregnancy due to the large release of sperm. Hence kiddy bomb.
Yo me and Tyler actually going down to the store to buy some balloons to kiddy bomb later.
by BiggieChudTown69 January 12, 2026
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