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kid toucher 

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.
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Kid Toucher 

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.
Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

kid toucher 

someone who touches little boys for enjoyment that are named Josh
kid toucher by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

kid toucher 

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh
defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"
kid toucher by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020

Kid Toucher 

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh
"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher
Kid Toucher by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

kid toucher / boy lover 

someone who likes to touch little boys for their pleasure and enjoyment. These people are often named josh
"what the hell josh. let go of that little boy. stop being a kid toucher / boy lover"
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