Kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny

Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand

by creep guy ie February 22, 2011

Kickstand

The motherfucking man.

Kickstand is the shit at biking yo.

by Big Gay Bubba February 28, 2005

kickstand

When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.

That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!

by Jimmy the Lametoothed Rhinosaurus. October 8, 2003

kickstand

An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.

That ugly bitch came through with dummy fine females, bitch is a straight kickstand

by RickyDosmil January 14, 2011

kickstand

A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.

Man, that was some shit I just took. I had a kickstand.

by turdsmith September 20, 2013

kickstand

A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.

john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.

by grahams June 2, 2006

Kickstanding

The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.

Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.

by Wags101 October 19, 2011