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kick off
kick off
When fucking a girl from behind, preferably on a bear skin rug, at the point of climax one blows a whistle, signaling three or four friends to burst into the room and kick the girl in the face.
kick off by Oedipus Flex November 11, 2009
kick off
Kick off glitch
An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.
*Consedes a goal right after kick off*
FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!
FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!
Kick off glitch by KianNL February 3, 2018
KICK OFF WEEKEND
KICK OFF WEEKEND by BDONOVAN January 11, 2010
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