Kick Puppy

Licking pussy; Said in a way that no one will react to.

Guy 1: Hey man, hot date last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! I love to kick puppy! I kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming

by DCove September 12, 2012

kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.

I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 4, 2011

i want to kick your puppy

I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging

Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...

by I saw it all mannn Ive heard a lil September 7, 2007

kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

by PapiBama August 28, 2007

Kick this puppy

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".

"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."

by Coral Blue August 14, 2013

Kick A Puppy

The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.

Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.

Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY

by dare-us June 15, 2010