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Kick Puppy 

Licking pussy; Said in a way that no one will react to.
Guy 1: Hey man, hot date last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! I love to kick puppy! I kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming
Kick Puppy by DCove September 12, 2012

i want to kick your puppy 

I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging
Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...

kick your puppy 

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.
Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.
kick your puppy by PapiBama August 28, 2007

Kick this puppy 

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."
Kick this puppy by Coral Blue August 14, 2013

Kick A Puppy

The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.
Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.

Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
Kick A Puppy by dare-us June 15, 2010