Khp

Kiss hug pull. A game like kiss marry kill where pull is Northern Irish slag for snog

Khp Anna Leah or Katie?

by Irish slang November 18, 2018

KHP

Kind of Have to Poop. Often followed by the phrases "RHP," or "Really Have to Poop," and, in extremely unfortunate cases, "JPM," "Just Poo'd Myself."

Person 1: Oh no, that mexican buffet is hitting my lower intestine. KHP.
Person 2: That sucks bro. Try to hold it for a while, I don't want to pull over.
Person 1: Situation's progressing fast. RHP, RHP!
Person 2: Alright fine, here's a truck stop.
Person 1: Nevermind, keep going. JPM.

by //JPM July 07, 2010