by Irish slang November 18, 2018
Kind of Have to Poop. Often followed by the phrases "RHP," or "Really Have to Poop," and, in extremely unfortunate cases, "JPM," "Just Poo'd Myself."
Person 1: Oh no, that mexican buffet is hitting my lower intestine. KHP.
Person 2: That sucks bro. Try to hold it for a while, I don't want to pull over.
Person 1: Situation's progressing fast. RHP, RHP!
Person 2: Alright fine, here's a truck stop.
Person 1: Nevermind, keep going. JPM.
Person 2: That sucks bro. Try to hold it for a while, I don't want to pull over.
Person 1: Situation's progressing fast. RHP, RHP!
Person 2: Alright fine, here's a truck stop.
Person 1: Nevermind, keep going. JPM.
by //JPM July 3, 2010