Kfed

A cocktail composed of Red Bull, Vodka (preferably cheap), and Cranberry Juice.

Yo, bar ho, hook me up with two kfeds and a white wine spritzer, dawg!

by Lewis Ebersole January 28, 2008

KFed

1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.

Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."

by Liberachi September 11, 2006

kfed

1 <verb> To be a jobless bum and to marry a rich girl.
2 <noun> Male gold-digger. Holy grail to bums.

1
Man1: Should I marry her?
Man2: Yeah man, she's rich. You should totally kfed it.

2
That guy is such a kfed.

by abcbum September 02, 2007

kfed

Kevin Federline. Britney Spears's white trash husband.

Look at KFed in the tabloids this week. Ew.

by CourtneyK September 08, 2005

kfed

a sorry ass rapper, a wanna be rapper

That fool raps like kfed.

by surveys February 07, 2007

kfed

kfed- when anyone messes up really baddly in their career

omg!! george bush realy pulled a kfed when he raised taxes

by jigobo September 01, 2007

kfed

Someone who ingests a large amount of ketamine is referred to as 'kfed'. also; Britney Spears' husband.

Sup with Kris? Oh that nigga straight kfed dogg!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006