Keyboard Dyslexia
Keyboard Dyslexia by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011
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what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
keyboard dyslexia by jtchand May 13, 2006
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keyboard dyslexia
When someone cannot grasp spelling words correctly using a keyboard.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Keyboard dyslexia:
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
keyboard dyslexia by KatehFlute August 2, 2007
Keyboard Dyslexia
Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.
keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.
Keyboard Dyslexia by corbane November 10, 2010
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026