Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping

This fucking Kernel Corn

Kernel Corn by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter 

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking 

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect 

In 2020 a bug was found where if you went to this directory on chrome/firefox/edge it would crash your system.

A: Hey, have you seen the \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect bug?
B: Let's wake up and say \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect to eachother.

\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect by Emre_exe May 25, 2024