Kenny vs. Spenny 

A Hilarious Show Starring Childhood Friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice
Original run: August 26, 2003 – present

They face each other in various competitions. The loser of the episode must perform an act of humiliation, usually selected by the winner.

Kenny Pretty Much Always Cheats and Spenny is The "Good" Guy Who Never Cheats.

--------Win Lose Draw
Kenny: 40 -19 ---4

Spenny 19 -40 -4

Kenny Vs. Spenny Is An Awesome Show!

Kenny vs. Spenny by Seagulls of Santa! October 11, 2008

Kenny Vs Spenny

Kenny VS Spenny is a popular Canadian reality-comedy-competition television show. It is directed, and stars childhood friends Spencer Rice and Kenny Hotz. Each week the duo compete in outrageous competitions (like who can stay awake the longest, and who can drink the most beer) where the loser must face a humiliation (like the atomic wedgie, streaking through Downtown Toronto, or eating the other's toe-nails).

The show originally aired on CBC, but Kenny and Spencer felt that this restricted their ideas, because they wanted a show for an adult audience as opposed to a children's show (for such episodes like who can drink more beer). The show is currently on it's second season and has been bought by Showcase and airs Sundays at 930pm, and repeats on thursdays at 9pm.

Kenny Hotz: "Don't feel sorry for him - feel sorry for me for having to waste my time crushing him.""

Spencer Rice:"Kenny can characterize his shenanigans as “genius” and “fierce competitiveness” but in the end, it’s just cheating. And he cheats because he knows that if he competed fairly, he wouldn’t win. He’s nothing but a scared, insecure man-child. "

Kenny Vs Spenny is the best show ever.

Kenny Vs Spenny by Kelly McCallum February 22, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004