Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.

Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.

by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014

kennel cough

Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.

by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

kennel cough

The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.

Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.

by my name is blahblahblah March 19, 2010

Kennel cough

A cough that sounds like a dog's cough or a mix of a human's cough and a dog's cough.

Max got a cold. One word, kennel cough.

by The local Argentinian guy October 21, 2021