Kelp It

Shortened version of "Can't Help It."

E: why are you always squeezing my ass?

T: I kelp it! It's beautiful.

by Daddyzgurl September 12, 2017

Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018