A sloppy mess of an "artist" (did you see the Clipse video??) who should be a has been, but the only reason any gives a rats ass about her is because shes with Nas. Once again adding credence to the old addage, it's not who you know, but who you blow
Yo, I can't believe that chick lost all that weight, she just pulled a Kelis
by JohnnyBravo November 25, 2003
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artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.
(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go
by ... January 21, 2004
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Crazy, big titted, awesome, drunk girl that can totally hold her liquor. She's nice, but when she loves you you get the best sex in the world. She loves herself a good time.
by xellix August 29, 2011
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Some dumb bitch that needs to die.

All her songs suck. Who ever produced "bossy" is an idiot, it sounds like my retarded uncle got hold of "the wrong stuff" and recorded himself playing my little brothers casio keyboard.

Seriously you dumb fucks need to listen to some good music. (rock, classical, and some other stuff)not that god awful rnb shit that you people call music. 90% of rap is shit too. The only hiphop I would consider listening to is JayZ, DJ Danger Mouse, Dead Prez, and Jurassic 5.

I hope you die and have a nice day.
Hitler had the right idea he was just an under achiever.
-- Bill Hicks
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by udon'tneedtoknow July 18, 2006
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A weird spelling of Kelly or Kelley. A person with the name Kelie is loud, outgoing, and funny. Probably a redhead, and probably funny. Definitely one of a kind.
My mom's name is Kelie and she wanted me to put it in the urban dictionary.
Kelie: Hey Aubree can you put my name in the urban dictionary?
Me: Yeah sure thing Kelie.
by aubs_814 May 15, 2017
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Kelis is a gorgeous ,confident,stunning person can be stubborn but so kind ,most people value her friendship because shes loyal and is one of the funniest weirdest craziest people you'll ever meet don't take them for granted because they can be tempered easily. And isn't the most popular with boys but has an amazing figure.
kelis was so funny and weird to hang out with
i wish kelis was mine
by juman265 December 21, 2017
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