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Keimoni is a very stuck up person. He is loves being called king. If you get a keimoni just know your with a caring and disrespectful person. He hates most things and likes absolutely nothing
Oh my gosh, your such a keimoni
keimoni by Anthony few June 18, 2018
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the sexiest, most disrespectful person ever. He does not like anybody and will cuss yo ass out. He is not the relationship type but all the niggas want him .
Keimoni just dont give a fuck !
keimoni by Andrew Beamer February 25, 2020
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on god this the sexiest nigga alive no cap but a lil ugly

n he got no hoes his snap kinda dry but not that dry and if you want a nice side or a nigga to give u sum dick hes the guy his snap jus so happens to be here hooper.116
kylie jenner: omg i jus got married

rihanna:grrruuuul to whoo
kylie jenner:keimoni

rihanna 😐thas my man too
keimoni by me dyke May 14, 2018
I love keimoni he is daddy
A tall handsome boy thats funny good with relationships and who has a abnormal penis up to 9 to 10 inches
Here comes keimon funny ass
keimon by Jania March 19, 2017
Kemoni is beautiful very caring and outgoing but can have a very bad attitude if you rub her the wrong way usually very spoiled they are very loyal and independent and most of the guys want her if you have a kemoni your lucky
Dude I like kemoni so much but I'm almost positive if I tell her she'll reject me
kemoni by sshylooo December 17, 2013
Kimonia, is usually a middle name, and means a beautiful pacific islander girl. She is loved my many, but usually has an attitude, is beautiful, strong, intellegent, outgoing, and athletic.She is an allaround perfect girl, with a beautiful name.
Guy 1: who is that beautiful girl

Guy 2: i dont know her name but she is gorgeos, ill call her kimonia.

Girl 1: i dont know but if i were guy id get that
Wow i want my middle name to be kimonia
kimonia by LeBron 2000 July 20, 2016
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