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keep your pants on 

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Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.
Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!
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keep your pants on 

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What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".
A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!
keep your pants on by El_Barto October 20, 2004
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Keep your pants on 

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Stop flipin out.
After being punked, I told him to keep his pants on
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stove 

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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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Walky-Talky 

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A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026
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Scrapnel 

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(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
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Hardo 

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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
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