keep your pants on 

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

keep your pants on by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

keep your pants on 

What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".

A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!

keep your pants on by El_Barto October 20, 2004

Keep your pants on 

Stop flipin out.

After being punked, I told him to keep his pants on

Keep your pants on by Stephen Carboni April 20, 2004