alek keegan's fistpump 

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

alek keegan's fistpump by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Keenan Sweatshirt 

A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.

What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.

Keenan Sweatshirt by Drout June 4, 2016

Keegan's Hole

An Irish boy for which a pub is named after. It's not his butt, I promise

We done dropped a pretzel in the wee man's hole!

Keegan's Hole by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 10, 2004

Keegan's Hole

something we are eventually making into a hat and real pub...

lets all head to Keegan's Hole!!

Keegan's Hole by ScrewedUpInternationalFreak May 18, 2004

Keegan's Hole

A place where we all hang out and also see above definition too. It's a stairwell, not a butt.

Let's go to Keegan's Hole!

Keegan's Hole by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 17, 2004

Steph Keenan 

The name for the most Amazing Person in your life, ever.

This person has gorgeous eyes, an infectious smile and an unbelievable personality. This person is what you would call perfect.

Guy 1:She's so perfect.
Guy 2:She's Steph Keenan! <3

Steph Keenan by Veitchy October 25, 2010

A Sly Keenan 

The action of neglecting someone when they converse with you on MSN Messsenger (Or any other popular messaging services - not sexually orientated as this phrase has different connotations in a sexual context).

This is true of when the 'sly' user is online and remaining silent (like a mouse, alpaca or sloth), but not so when the user blocks or deletes the other contact, or communicates verbally in any way.

This could be from either annoyance, fear, rebellion or even for fetish related reasons.

This phrase became used after British eccentric Keenan Fuller exploited the tactic (act of cowardice) in a string of MSN Messenger conversations.

A typical MSN conversation...
Michael Barrymore ; 'Cheggers do you suck your toes often, you flamingo shagger?'
...
(Cheggers becomes silent despite his status being 'Online')

The next day at the office...

Michael Barrymore; Hey Jeremy!
Jeremy Beadle; Hi mike you swine!
Michael Barrymore; Hows the marzipan ladder business going?
Jeremy Beadle; Well, you know, Delia Smith keeps eatin em dont she
Michael Barrymore; Bitch!
Chris Eubank; I say!

Michael Barrymore; Hey i asked Cheggers about the toesucking yesterday!
Jeremy Beadle & Chris Eubank in unison; What did he say!!!???
Michael Barrymore; Dunno - I was chatting to him on MSN and he suddenly went very quiet after i asked...
Chris Eubank; Ahh - you know what he did dontcha?
Jeremy Beadle: Well he did a sly Keenan on ya...

A Sly Keenan by Oliver Sanchez May 22, 2008