An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
by D0ntPan1c April 23, 2018
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If you have someone in your life called Keenan then your blessed! If you don’t then u need to get one ASAP! Keenans are the ones who make you feel special. keenans are the best boyfriends and friends. Keenans are very intelligent❤️
Keenan is amazing😍
by moneyfam123 October 26, 2019
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A Keenan is a best friend you could ever have. He is a horny devil but you learn to love it about him.
Look at that Keenan hes a horny devil but I love him.
by LatinLover123467890 April 13, 2009
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Keenan is a great person who shows compassion. But for some reason, Keenan is never able to get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
Keenan: “I asked a girl out but she said no.”

Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”
by Wrath October 24, 2018
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Keenan is no fuck boy. While he has great triceps and abs like most fuckboys, he's shy and chooses wisely when picking a mate to pin down, also is less tan becuae hes scared to take his shirt off in public. He'll actually most likely not take his shirt off on front of you unless youre the kind of girl he gets hot and bothered for. The manic pixie dream girl. He's very loyal to the extent that you wonder if somethings wrong with him. Like you can say anthing to him and he'll never leave youre side. His child like ganter is nothing short of fairie like and that brings every woman who sees him strutting down the street to their knees that will rest in a puddle. Hes probably maybe 5'7 in height but wide in girth with sexy glamour muscles that make him appear larger. Also an ass that taps. Hes a keeper and if you see one or even hear of a keenan youre blessed by the gods above that chosled this beautiful creature.
Keenan makes me wet
Thats because hes hawt.
by Cactusjacks January 25, 2020
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