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Kawastalki 

(noun/verb) One who stalks Guy Kawasaki. Often found digging through the trash outside Guy Kawasaki's house. Known for mistakenly following Guy around for days only to realize you've actually been following Jackie Chan.
"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo of Guys' face on my right thigh but I'm worried it might come off as being kind of Kawastalki."
Kawastalki by Bloggess April 3, 2008
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Kawasakied 

To have your blog linked to or acknowledged by someone famous like Guy Kawasaki who totally kicks ass, but if you told your mom about it she’d be like “Huh? What’s a blog? Hey, is that the guy who invented the motorcycle?”
"Dude. My blog got totally Kawasakied today!"
Kawasakied by Uncomfortable Silence February 28, 2008

kawasaki triples

the kawasaki triple was and still is the ultimate sport bike of the 70,s...the h2 750 two stroke monster had impressive power and speed that remains respectable to this day...the h2 750 made around 70 plus horsepower and with it smoke and noise it would not be a bike that every one would disire,but those diehard fans of the triple still loves to here one rip through the gears...there are triple clubs all over the world that contribute to the presevation of the triples as well as making them more modern...the kawasaki triple is the true anti-christ of motorcycles
kawasaki triples!!! let the blue smoke roll...
kawasaki triples by razmaster December 26, 2006

kawasaki 

A motorcycle beyond reproach. Often compared to Hondas, Suzukis and Yamahas, when it is obvious all the while that green machines are a class above.
"I was cranked over, scraping everything, and that Kawasaki went around my outside like i was standing still..." - Disgruntled owner of a lesser sportsbike.
kawasaki by omen_child February 16, 2005

kawasaki 

A supreme make of motorcycles in which any other make does not compare
did that kawasaki get the holeshot again??
kawasaki by brendankx May 15, 2005

kawasaki 

The maker of the worlds most affordable and superior sport touring bike, the Kawasaki Concours ZG-1000. With 200,000 miles on the clock and over 130 mph top speed (for a bike that weights over 700 pounds) the bike can still whoop up on its little suzuki,honda, and yamaha counterparts, and make a harley rider go home and cry to mama...

if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
Kawasaki Concours Killer Superior Bike ;)

Liby Kawasaki 

She is the type of girl who would eat sh*t off the floor. You know she’s not like other girls. She also ate her boyfriend tony and is currently looking and single. She’s a fat ass. She owns 17 cats that are all named butter. The cats are all very inbred but that’s okay. That’s how the cats are special to Liby . Because liby is also very inbred. She is very mean to her friend let’s call kally. She hits her with sticks. (if someone is reading this help) Liby will never find a boyfriend because although she has other bad qualities like eating people she can’t find a guy to like her for shit. In conclusion for some reason Liby still has two friends that keeps up with her bullshit.
“I just ran away from a cannibal”

“Woah, I’m gonna guess it was Liby Kawasaki “
Liby Kawasaki by kallyirwin May 20, 2020
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