kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I couldn't get to the phone when you called, I was kangarooing.

by Spike and Gwabby October 7, 2007

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2009

The kangaroo

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed

Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.

by Petra Beaus April 30, 2007

Kangaroo

(Noun) A girl who is stubborn and won't get off your D.

Biscuits man...Jessica is so stubborn and won't get of my d and it is getting old; I am a gentlemen, I can't keep bagging these kangaroos.

by Arvizu Fury February 22, 2010

Kangaroo

An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.

Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!

by JRoun November 29, 2010

Kangaroo

A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance

I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo

by kioki_mako February 17, 2009

kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

by raev August 22, 2005